this one time i left my work shirt on the floor and my cat pissed on it but i didn’t know and i brought it to work still didn’t notice the stain put it on then i was working with that shirt for like 20 minutes and could notice a smell. THEN I fucking realized the stain and i was like “SHIT FUCK” in my head. I called home so they could bring me a shirt and i was turned away from everyone until then. 

My friend and I had a[nother] fake fight, and some bitch actually thinks we’re having a fight. She’s been messaging me and telling me to leave my friend alone and shit. 

She was annoying me so I went offline, but before I did she said I “need to be institutionalized” 

But this whole time I have been telling my friend what she’s been saying to me and we are shitting ourselves.  

If I could only listen to one artist for the rest of my life, it would be Kanye West. I honestly do not care. He never gets old.

So my friend likes this guy, and she’s worried that he thinks we’re dating. We’re not. Let me tell you now, our friendship is so strong that it’s almost incestuous. We’re not dating. Never have, never will. Just the thought makes my brain burn. 

Anyways. So she’s worried that he thinks we’re dating or like each other so we decided to “distance ourselves” so that we don’t look as stupidly clingy to each other as we do. So we decided to have a FAKE Facebook fight, and I deleted her off of Facebook to make it look legit. How pathetic are we? 

Aren’t I a great friend? The great lengths I take to help her get the man of her dreams.

By the way, this does probably look like the ultimate of ultimate friend zones ever, but that’s all we actually are; friends. 

MY FAMILY IS GOING TO HATE ME.

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I hate getting new haircuts and buying new clothes and stuff because I fear that I am always being judged. 

I’m so self-conscious it’s not funny. 

I didn’t get to see Lykke Li, didn’t get to see Watch the Throne, Lana Del Rey tickets are sold out, Bon Iver tickets are sold out. I’m going to kill myself. 

So after I snuck out, my friend and I picked up one of her friends. We were driving around to go find a McDonald’s or someshit. It’s late, and a whole bunch of mother fucking drunk teens are running around, and my fucking friend only has her G1. So we found the McDonalds, but this fucking place was PACKED. So we decided to find another one. 

As we were fucking driving some stupid fucking hoe wearing a black fucking skirt was running across the street, and my stupid fucking friend didn’t see her. I was screaming on the top of my lungs to watch out. We almost fucking hit this hoe. If it wasn’t for her hoe legs we would have been arrested for fucking manslaughter. 

Most terrifying night of my life. -.- Fun, but fucking bullshit woman, she made us paranoid the rest of the drive because we thought some fucking deer or bullshit was going to run out. FUCK.

I’m honestly so exhausted, and I don’t want to try anymore. School and work are going to drain me of sleep, and then in turn I won’t be able to function properly. I fell asleep today at 6, woke up at 8, and I am still fucking tired. Plus I have a million things due. 

Fuck. 

I’m not going to it.